My favorite baseball player ever.

Projected Cowboys draft picks, 2014:

Fraternal twin turbos?

Not complaining about bias here, its his style and mannerisms that just don't feel right ,like playing a piano with your toes, it doesn't sound right to me...I feel like someone from another part of the country would feel the same way about Big Mike Francesca and I wouldn't blame them for it. Its just that Mike is OUR…

I cannot really stand Cowherd, but man it is rich when a New Yorker complains about sports reporting bias. Just sayin'.

"It's a long way to the top!"

His rear suspension is all like

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

Why you should vote for Maddux: Because the rest of the BBWAA probably thinks that Deadspin is going to turn in a joke ballot and they'll all vote for Maddux. After that, they'll see Maddux and it will crush their petty hearts to find out that they did in fact vote someone in unanimously.

Pro Tip: This isn't a $250,000 supercar.

+1. And the problem is as long as shany is HC- Kyle isn't going anywhere. Plus the OL issues might stay since we all know "Shany + zone blocking=totes besties" plus he's always got the 'I won 2 SB w a light OL so I am genius.' Card

PICTURED: Robert Griffin III enjoys two of his 17 toppings during Monday Night Football.

For some reason I really don't care for it much, but it's so overwhelmingly popular by people I respect (such as you!) that it would have felt like trolling or shit-stirring to rank it low. I need to just accept that I'm wrong about Evan Williams. I can't like and say I like it, but neither can I pretend my opinion…

I apologize for the misunderstanding, but the point I was trying to make was that it was inappropriate to grill GSP immediately after the fight without knowing the details behind his comments. I agree his job is selling tickets and promotion, but I believe the comments he made do more harm than good, in terms of…

If he doesn't want to fight then he should forfeit the title. There are a lot of guys trying to get title shots and fights and the window of being at your best in that sport is very small. If he doesn't want to get hit in the face, that's just fine, but he can't still walk around saying he's the champ if that's his…

This list was flawed from the start. Apple is way better than cherry, pecan pie done right should be 2nd and I'd rather catch whatever hepatitis Pamela Anderson has than willingly eat a sliver of Key Lime.