To irrelevancy, and beyond!

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

I can’t wait to watch the contemporary dance inspired by the Tonya/Nancy ‘94 Olympics drama.

You mean the Energy Secretary, Rick Perry? I wonder if Trump will offer Charo and Ambassadorship to Mexico.

Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

I like the cut of your jib, hollienanner.

For scary shows sometimes my husband asks me to watch first so I can warn him when the scares are.

I just heard my senator, Dick Durbin, on MSNBC. Apparently Sen. Warren, with her popularity and articulateness (is that a word?) gets under the Repubs skin like no one else in the senate. So it was personal.

There is no fucking way Warren is not running in 2020... they are setting her up and she is rising to the occasion.

Best go ahead and ditch the Internet for a couple years :-/

Paul Ryan’s smirk which used to elicit an eyeroll now sends me into paroxysms of rage.

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

Is she? She clearly doesn’t want anything to do with being FLOTUS and wants to live a socialite’s life in NYC. This wasn’t supposed to happen and she’s clearly not happy about it. I just don’t think that when the time comes for Trump and his closest advisors to retreat to their bunker to take their cyanide pills, that…

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

It’s super easy to read tone into text. I had to teach my dad that capslock was read as the equivalent of yelling (which, in my family, is 73% likely to be the case anyway). His response email?

“CaliforniaJones, I DID NOT KNOW CAPS WERE YELLING! I WAS NOT YELLING AT YOU! Love, Dad”

Yikes. I would be sad to see it go, as a New Yorker who would rather walk on shattered glass than step foot in there but who appreciates it as an icon of our city.

It’s called Restorative Justice. I used to volunteer at at program in Colorado. Look at police or community departments in your area, they offer comprehensive mediation training.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.