I’ve been doing this backwards.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Eau de humanity

Why is there a need to compare teams at all, though? .500 is a real number. The number changes throughout the season (take the number of games you played so far and divide it in half, that’s your .500 number at that point). Then you see how many games you are above that number. Really, nothing could be simpler. 

I enjoyed his show, greatly respect Mr Rogers and think that the world would be a better place if more people followed his example and died in 2003.

I know it’s out there, but I don’t Twitter.

*here

Just finished my build last month: what this project might have looked like 20 years ago. Still gotta get those lawnmowers though.

My best, Ed

So, in other words, Brian France and the entire France family know that NASCAR is in a serious decline and want to sell out while it is still worth something!

“Drive to maintain your right-of-way.” Do this on a motorcycle and you will die. Guaranteed.

Make like a tree and get the fuck out

WOOO HOOO!! After all these years my very first COTD!! :)

HER NAME IS SALAMI BLESSING. SALAMI. How is that not getting 100% of votes I don’t know.

Salami Blessing is trailing? Sigh, yet another modern-day argument against universal suffrage.

Delicious Peters has been good all year but Quidarious Gooch is hot at the right time. Should be close.

Shame nobody not enough voters appreciated the pure subtle hilarity of Mike Diaper.

Mating - Blessing finals. Book it.

“All we have to decide is what to do with the names that are given to us”

I’m calling a Dr. Narwhals Mating - Rev. Dongo Pewee final.