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Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

It’s almost certainly Dough, because only their donuts are that honkin’ big.

Looks like they’re from Dough Doughnuts

Almost certainly Dough

I like it...but I can’t understand why they don’t have a major sponsor on the side of the car? Needs a bump.

I’m going to cast a vote for people who moved from Montana a long time ago, who are always quick to remind you that “this cold is nothing compared to back in Montana.” Yeah, I get it, that’s probably why you left. (Also, if it’s cold enough that they have to worry about homeless people dropping dead, I think you can…

I live in a place that is rapidly growing, and people are coming here from all over the country.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

More like, it’s getting ready to shave your face!

Pence trying to write off his (still very real) support for conversion therapy as “years ago” is just another step down the path of Republicans trying to flush their past record down the memory hole where convenient.

Me glad in retrospect that when me got to college, me hung around people who were high before me had any access to drugs. Because talking to stoners really made me not want to smoke up, and talking to someone high on coke really not make me want to use coke. Me was pretty naive about heroin use, to point where me…

Wow my first COTD win. Kind of depressing based on the subject matter, but yay anyway!

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Calvin being a fatalist shouldn’t be surprising.

Feinberg

If I recall, Erin became legendary for wearing her birthday suit.