That’s a thing of beauty.

If the Mueller report proved nothing else (and obviously it proved a LOT more than this), it’s that Trump has about 17 people in his direct orbit and will use them for whatever purpose he wants, regardless of their qualifications, intelligence, or experience.

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Comedians: “Hi, we have Trump nudes.”

Can we also tack on ‘sociopath,’ please? There’s a very specific and agreed-upon definition for that term, and Trump fits it perfectly.

Set against my potential enjoyment is the fact that the literal survival of our nation as anything other than a tinpot dictatorship depends on the outcome.

As certain as it’s a day ending in “y,” his supporters will demand that this be the only piece of the puzzle to be considered in claiming complete exoneration — while demanding that every other stupid thing he does be “considered in context” when giving him a pass.

If I could tell Pelosi one thing, it would be:

I have two brothers-in-law who had claimed Miami fanhood for the last several years. “Had claimed,” because this year they are rooting for, respectively, Dallas (because he drafted more of them for his fantasy team, no Patriots) and no one (because, even though he lives in New Hampshire, will not support New England).

Any suggestion that Mr. Giuliani and Ms. Ryan were having an affair would be categorically false, according to Ms. Ryan’s daughter, Vanessa Ryan, who is Mr. Giuliani’s personal assistant.

Projecting their “values” on a fetus is Exhibit A to support your statement.

Will these same TV talking heads deign to tut-tut Trump when he invariably and predictably goes after Biden’s mental health (if, God forbid, the race should ever come down to the two of them)?

My debate drinking game:

I owned one of these, once upon a time.

And we all know how well it works when Pelosi shows that her caucus is divided...

What, “BECAUSE I SAY SO” isn’t enough proof?!

Beyond the clearly obvious narcissism, what the hell is the point of insisting that Alabama was potentially in the path of a storm until it wasn’t?

I posted the following yesterday; let’s see how I did!

Given our history of alcohol production and consumption, I might go with ‘distilled.’