Good point. Still, as Drew suggests, it’s not pissing yourself on the biggest stage in the NFL that makes the difference. 

Drew’s Predicted Insults for the Patriots, Ranked:

Belichick’s real achievement in that game was facing an (up-till-then) exciting, fast-tempo team and slowing them down to the point of lulling them to sleep (along with 3/4 of the country watching the game).

Biden’s calculus (if it could be called such) is that he can get the exact same voters as Trump if he acts almost exactly like him. Verbal gaffes, lies to cover them up — oh, and being an old white guy.

So, the only way Pence gets within a half-mile of a gay person is, he’s shipped across the Atlantic, ensconced in a Trump property, hauled three hours away, and forced to attend a lunch because of his position in the U.S. government.

They already have one former Patriots backup QB — why not make it 2?

I do!

No, not at all! We need all the TV viewers we can get so ESPN keeps carrying it.

For an even more insufferable margin-sport fandom, I humbly submit Formula 1 fans.

Yes it was a typo. Continue regretting other things.

Great job updating the WYTS entry with the late breaking news, Drew.

Thanks for clarifying that, DW; it wasn’t clear from the comment Drew posted.

I am not enabling this with a whole star, buddy. But 1/2 star for going a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng way to make the joke.

Holy shit, sounds like Chuck’s daughter inherited a lifetime’s worth of sports trauma in one afternoon — and by the way, who throws a kid’s party during a playoff game?!

For my list, I’m going with the standard of ubiquity of their legacy — basically how much their actions have outlived them.

‘94-95 on Brookside Ave. (can’t recall the number or owner).

West Warwick, for real?

Does Iowa even know what Del’s is?

He’s visiting because they don’t want him there.

Wait... so Maggie Haberman of the NYT, a newspaper that regularly reports what it finds in public campaign finance records, is scolding other people for reporting what they find in public campaign finance records?