There was so much other drama in that race that Lew-lew and his tum-tum won't be missed.

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I’m not fooled by this — it’s not a biopic of Mr. Rogers, it’s a film about Philip Jennings’s latest mission for the Russkies, trying to expose Mr. Rogers as a front for Reagan, and it ends with him realizing that “neighbor” isn’t a code-word for the Contras.

The biggest tell of the Boomer generation is they lionized events and public figures of the past because they had no genuine accomplishments of their own to identify. It is all part of a grand national lie about who we are and what we’ve done, because they cannot face the truth that they made everything worse.

I was wondering why the governor of my state was in a Splinter photo.

How can a reporter go into an interview without knowing or having the entire quote that he’s trying to use for a ‘gotcha’ moment, or not expect that the interview subject would know it?

Put another way, people who cry about “bringing politics into sports” are the same people who would not hesitate to screech about dirty (insert minority here) in the stands at a baseball game.

Is this really about preserving this kind of power for a future Democratic president, or showing the GOP that they should show the same kind of deference if the Dems win the White House?

Please, nobody tell the White House that the U.S. lost to Mexicans who made it into Chicago legally...

This “vetting” was nothing more than the RNC trying to show that they could find “the right people” for the 45* administration.

Hang the fuck on — President Lasagna Brain threatened to do something and then called it off at the last minute? For no apparent reason except he could get more attention?

You guys, you don’t see Biden’s point.

What’s left of his lasagna brain said: Ooh! Race car! NASCAR love me!

Is it worth having hope — even just a little — that the constant drumbeat of scandal will ruin his chances, the same way it did for Hilary?

I’ll give it a try...

There is so much wrong with this comment that it went all the way around the bend and became right.

Any excuse to trot this out again...

With this kind of borderline play, St. Louis has basically spooked the Bruins — the Bs are always looking behind them for the next (very likely dirty) hit.

Allison gets my vote — across the board, she’s got all the right takes.

How else would we have something football related to talk about in June, though, Drew?