C’mon, he is the poor man’s Springsteen. I think it’s even on his plaque at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Hey - you want to eat an unscented sandwich on your way to work, do you. No judgment from me. Me, I’d prefer to get my hands washed before putting them near my mouth after being in the subway. I’ve seen some things in those tunnels, man.

“I’m dying,” Asaly says. “I’m literally actually deceased.”

I am born and bred and I do not eat on the train because the subway is a cesspool. Regardless, I certainly would know better than to stink up a train car with salmon (or lobster), because that is an absolute dick move.

This is fucking rude and gross and entitled and obnoxious. Yet another reason why I’m glad I’m old enough that “being extra for the ‘gram” was not a thing when I was young.

People eating on public transit is one of my biggest peeves in life. The last thing I need to see\smell is you cramming a burrito into your maw on a subway car or bus. Plus nine times outta ten, they throw their garbage on the floor.

I hate this person.

Nobody believes this was spontaneous, right?

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

“one looming question is whether he’ll dial back his loud and proud advocacy on issues like the importance of environmental protection and also the absolute superiority of traditional architecture”

I don’t want this stupid birthday party on my commute. Nope. And I don’t want the Showtime dancers either. I want an uneventful ride where I sit quietly with my headphones. I never want to be smacked in the face by a flying Showtime foot, but I ESPECIALLY don’t want to smell your train lobster. Beat it, all of you.

People from other cities make fun of the rules on the DC Metro that prohibit food and drinks.  Imagine, though, if the above described party ended with a group of transit police officers handcuffing and frog marching the birthday girl and her friends off the train.  Come on, admit it.  You’d have cheered for the cops.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

William, your dad went to the fucking opera while you were in surgery after a polo accident. I'd keep your expectations in the toilet, if I were you.

Oh he quite is. The Press (and likely every machine of government) is now clearly preparing for Liz’s death so are now re-inventing him as the man who was always ahead of his time (similar to Corbyn in that regard).

I think I speak for the UK and the wider Commonwealth when I say yes you bloody are.

Exactly. Worth half a billion+ or not, would you trust someone who stole money from you? And sure, $30k isn’t that much to her, but it’s still a pretty large sum of money by the average human being’s standards.

Your insinuation that someone with money shouldn’t care if an employee betrays their trust and your speculation that it was probably justified because she was underpaid are both offensive. Between this and the article shaming a 13 year old for a Halloween costume, I am wondering who handed out the bitter pills at Jez…

It’s safe to say JKR’s a bit of a mixed bag, persona- and public-statement-wise. But surely she is allowed to impose consequences on someone who stole from her, and I don’t think “she has so much money, who cares about a measly five figures and a few cats” is a valid argument. IF it happened, it’s a violation of…

I mean can we get some pics of the cats? I kind of want to see what $800 cats look like