So, my alarm clock goes off around 6:30, and I’m up and getting dressed just after that. I get about 8 hours a night. But... I have to be at work. I don’t have time to dick around. What are these people’s schedules that they can work out for an hour and make breakfast??

Uh, no. Just throw them in the trash.

Hang in there, lil zygote!

So, I’ve posted on here about my attempts to get pregnant, and how stressful it is because I’m looking to switch jobs next school year. Earlier this week, on a post about Meghan Markle’s pregnancy, I sadly shared that we were officially at month 5 with no baby. Then... my period was late. And I took another pregnancy…

amazed this wasn’t the first reply:

He was a boy lion; she’s a girl lion.

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.

Kim looks like a poorly made Cher wax figure.

This is what I do if I have 5min to spare. Give them the benefit of the doubt for 4-5min of them not moving. Call them, and just say “I have all the time in the world, so I’m not canceling. You can cancel if you want, but you’re going to be waiting a long time if you don’t.” They can’t take other rides until they…

I had it happen once, and once a ride “picked me up” but actually hadn’t and was then charging me as they drove - I cancelled it and got the fee plus the amount for the distance they’d driven while drunk, confused me tried to work out how to use the app to cancel. I also had a driver not end the ride after dropping me…

“Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law and Middle East adviser...”

witch hazel, stock up on it. you’ll thank me later.

I have the same vision, except in mine they shit their own pants and then yell “LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!”

Whenever Trump blames the Democrats for something, I always have the same thought. I have this vision of a random guy breaking into my home, taking a dump on the kitchen table, then yelling at me because there’s a big pile of shit on my kitchen table and it’s somehow my fault.

I had no idea that it was a scam but it happens to me all the time! It actually happened to me this morning and helped make me super late to work because I was looking for the guy like a dumb ass. Luckily it was on my work account so I’m not going to bother to get it refunded, but I’ve had it happen on my personal…

Not only did he profit from them, he paid no taxes while doing so. Yay America!

Happened to me once in NYC. Waited 20 minutes for an uber that was supposed to get to me in 5, cancelled the ride, and got dinged the 5 bucks. They refunded me after I complained, but honestly, I was pissed that I had to complain at all. Like, even if this was due to circumstances outside the driver’s control like a…

How is he not Trump’s Secretary of Housing and Urban Development? These are precisely the qualifications sought by this administration. Ben Carson has no experience in the purview of HUD, but Jared has actual, experiential HOSTILITY to it, which is even “better” in that crowd; see: DeVos, Betsy.

ask for an extra can of the numbing spray at the hospital, the numbing spray is the GOOD SHIT

YES!