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I’ve experienced this a few times as well. It’s annoying as fuck. 

Stool softeners. That first bowel movement is... yeah... pretty fucking painful.

Another thing people don’t really talk about is the ungodly pain of breastfeeding at the beginning. My kid had no issues latching on but god damn did it hurt, then chafe, then bleed... For that I recommend lanolin ointment and the madela

I bought all the pads, diapers, tucks etc. Had a C-section, so all I really needed was some pads after. And I had to purchase more of those hospital mesh low cut underwear on amazon. Had to wear those for a while... You will do great!

I had a similar issue happen with a Lyft driver. I was catching a ride home from work, thinking it would be faster than Metro. (It really sucks when you leave your phone at work and have to go back to get it.) The guy didn’t move for five minutes. I told him where I was. He said he knew where that location was. He

Episiotomy was once said to be a preventative against those complications but is now known to be medically unnecessary and in many cases more dangerous to a woman’s health. Please consider correcting this article

She wore a spacious coat–spacious enough to conceal a snack pack of samosas or a baby, either of which would be a perfectly credible explanation–to Princess Eugenie’s wedding yesterday and took it off only after entering the church.

45's a narcissist so he always believes he’s in competition with someone or that someone is out to get him...even though he’s the only one attacking. Narcissists can’t value themselves without comparing themselves to someone else first. Another reason for 45 & his minions to always be on the attack because they ain’t

What galls me is his refusal to cancel the rally because he would be “letting people down”. Never mind that he let people in the Florida Panhandle down by not monitoring the situation there, what with a Cat 4 hurricane coming through.

It must absolutely suck to constantly have people asking you about your ex for decades after you’ve moved on.

She’s a birther and she needs to sit down and shut up, forever. 

It’s convenient that victim testimony magically stops counting as evidence whenever rape or sexual assault is involved. If a victim identifies the person who mugged them, that’s evidence. But if a victim identifies the person who sexually assaulted them, it’s a grossly unfair character smear that means nothing.

What kind of “hard evidence” does she want? DNA only proves sex happened, and if you’re the rapist, you just say it was consensual. If there is trauma to the body you say it was intense sex. It’s like they want someone in the room with a video tape - and even then they’d say there’s no way to know she wasn’t role

The strange, last-minute veer into fake-news territory aside

Sidenote: this gif also applies to anyone still convinced she’s just ‘trapped’ and needs to be ‘freed.’

For the last fucking time. (I know it’s not the last time.)

Melania’s really trying to come off like an Indiana Jones villain during her colonial nostalgia tour...

I do stand with women. But we need to show the evidence. You cannot just say to somebody “I was sexually assaulted” or “you did that to me” because sometimes the media goes too far. And the way they portray some stories is not correct, it’s not right.

Fuck you, Melania. You can’t “stand with women” and then tell them the burden of proof is still all on their shoulders.

I just don’t get how people can dismiss FIVE (or any) sexual assault allegations, and blame it on people trying to profit from his fame. There are plenty of douchey Hollywood guys who haven’t had one (LET ALONE FIVE) accusations of sexual assault against them. As far as I know (and I could be wrong about this) even

The Beastie Boys.