Something came up about Rebecca Schaefer yesterday and that was what went through my mind when I read this. All women need to never open the door to anyone she doesn’t know or expect. Especially if they’ve come back for the 2nd time after you’ve sent them away once.

For the longest time, I thought she was putting it on thinking it was Keeping Up Appearances (the BBC show they still show on our local PBS station); she did that frequently with Martin, thinking it was Doc Martin. Then one Saturday I was home and she put it on and zoned out. I mean literally just stared st the TV, in…

Corey Gamble seems like a good dude. I’ve watched far too much KUWTK (their monotone voices are soothing to my mom who has early onset Alzheimer’s) and he stepped up for Kourtney’s kids when Scott Disick was off being, you know, Scott Disick. I hope he sticks around for those kids, they’ve had a lot of upheaval…

We debated doing something like that but my 70 year old dad just figured out Facebook, mainly to keep up with my cousins who live abroad. If I posted them on a separate site, he would never see them.

If you think all of Vermont is affluent white people, you know nothing about the state. Try visiting the Northeast Kingdom and telling them how affluent they are.

If anything Vermont is extremely liberal. Burlington is a sanctuary city and took in a lot of Bosnian and Somalian refugees. A lot of the state is pretty rural and republican but it’s (generally) the old school, fiscal responsibility Republican.

I’m sorry. Cancer blows. Take time to cope for yourself. It’s soul crushing to watch someone you love deal with this multiple times.

Alex Jones is probably the craziest media person out there. I know most of it is bull but Crazy Days and Nights had an absolutely bananas blind item about Alex Jones. It said that Joaquin Phoenix had to take out a restraining order against him because Alex Jones was convinced he was River Phoenix (his death had been…

It gets exhausting when all your friends start having babies. I have a friend who had a baby, the baby is sweet and adorable, but she posted a photo (often more than 1) every single day. I love her and I love her son but I hid her from my feed. There was only so many times I can comment “How cute!”

Yeah but when I had a baby, I posted a status update on Facebook saying “I’m going to post a million photos of the baby, if you want to see them, let me know.” When people said they wanted to see them, I added them to a list. Now when I post photos, I set the privacy settings to just that list. I adore my baby but…

My dad speaks Spanish; when I was 5, my parents were called into school because I yelled “chinga te, cabron!” Who knew my kindergarten teacher had studied abroad in Spain?

Now that we have a baby, my husband and I are making an effort to curse less. This is why when I stubbed my toe this weekend, I screamed “GILOOLY!”

I’m one of the weird ones who finds pumping at work (without the baby) easier. I think the fact that I’m not stressed about timing it perfectly (in case she wakes up and needs to eat) and there’s plenty of water nearby (meaning I’m better hydrated at work) helps me pump better. When I was home, I was getting 2 oz per…

We swear by the Baby Merlin’s magic Sleep Suit. I thought $40 for a sleep suit was nuts but I watched my daughter startle herself awake and was so sleep deprived, I would have tried anything. She’s been sleeping between 6 and 8 hours per night since she was 6 weeks old thanks to that Michelin Man suit.

That’s fair. My daughter slept 6 hours when she was 3 weeks old. I woke up, realized she hadn’t woken me up, legitimately ran into the nursery and stuck a mirror under her nose. She was fine.

Thanks. Rhoda was my childhood idol.

That almost makes it worse than I remember. I’m sure the cast member, sweating their ass off inside a costume, will take pity on you for your free trip to Disney World.

Describing a murderer as “dapper” is pretty nauseating in and of itself. The bringing up the victim’s priors is a cherry on top of the shit sundae that is NY tabloid reporting.

He was planning on murdering other black people. The only reason he turned himself in was because he felt himself become enraged by a interracial couple and almost killed a white person. That was his line in the sand.

I remember Nancy Kerrigan bitching on TV about having to go to Disney World, not realizing she was miced. She was a raging brat. I loved it.