Honestly, yes. She is a narcissist and seasoned grifter that gets by on sympathy, enablers, and leeching other people’s money and success.

The village of East Hampton hacked her Blackberry for wearing red shoes on a Thursday.

There’s an alternative theory that Kim Kardashian and her family are a firm of terrorists.

Blake Lively can not criticize or comment on woody allen, she needs the work goddamn it. I mean how long can the deadpool money last?! Her website didn’t make it. She was looking into getting a job at jamba juice but the other applicants were way more qualified. SHE NEEDS THIS GUYS.

Megaweapon!

I like CSPAN, but his HDMI1 joke cracked me up

something i hate about AA is how polarizing it is. next week i’ll have two years sober thanks to AA and i see it on both sides. people being adamant it’s the only solution and people (already in the comments) declaring it is garbage because it didnt work for them.

“Oh, could I help with your joke on those delightful coloured colonial people?”

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

Right? The Obamas & Crew are adorable, the Queen & Harry are adorable, and the Obamas are leaving soon and I AM NOT OKAY WITH IT.

Thanks for this... those years help support the point I was going to make (that I’m a bit surprised isn’t mentioned above). This was probably largely a way to sneak in sexual content under Hays Code guidelines.

My butt hurts just sitting long enough to read this list. I’m really shocked that there were that many.

This is absolutely amazing. Honestly, a great work, I really found it fascinating. Love this line, which made me almost spit out water from laughing:

The only thing that would make this better is if Lawn’s first name was Moe.

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

Some one doesn’t watch Last week tonight.

Red Putin. In the Kremlin. With a pen.

we really need Mitch McConnell there.

Mimosas and brunch could be greatly improved by some carefully-chosen immolation.

I thought this was Craig, but it was some other guy, who had worked with him on the Bush 2000 campaign, who was quoted anonymously in a New York Times article: