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or maybe she just grabbed a bag out of the bag box ( everyone has one of those right. the box that holds old grocery bags for future use?) and it was from a long time ago because she’s been dutifully bring her canvas bag to the grocery store so she hasn’t gotten any new ones in a while so her bag supply is running low

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Tidal is a flop for the exact reason that Ben Gibbard said it would: because they completely made it look like a bunch of rich guys angry they don’t have their money, instead of what it really should be about: the upcoming and poor musicians getting their proper cut of the revenue. It’s hard to feel sympathy for that

Dr. Carter,

I seriously like Darius Archibald. Sounds like he would be a dictator one day... is being the parent of a dictator a bad thing... means you raised a kid with ambition right?

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I feel like the next "best bra" thing would be "Best Bra for Boulders" aka huge ones.

I feel like the next "best bra" thing would be "Best Bra for Boulders" aka huge ones.

Aww you’re so sweet. I think after years of resistance, you’ve officially brought me around to being pleased by the comparison. The reaction gif totally did it :)

Molly Ringwald. Could be worse, I suppose.

“Malk.”

yeah i don’t think I look like him at all, but I’ve had multiple people over the last several years say so

Plenty of people settle.

Grow some balls and ask S. Problem out. If she says no, so be it. If she says yes, you would kick yourself for not asking her out sooner.

Good one! Field archery is especially fun, and easy to find friendly competitions. Same with 3D archery (shooting at foam targets in the woods instead of at flat paper).

He did it all for the cookie.

A person holding a microphone in this way always, immediately, strongly reminds me of a blow job, and it will never not be funny to me. That’s all I came here to say.

I know I’m immature but something COMPLETELY different went through my mind when I read that headline.

I’d use it as a conversation starter to scare the damned door to door missionaries away (already used my cat as a “sacrifice to Mammon” using ketchup and slight of hand [no cats harmed in the making of, just pissed off]):

If Micheal Bay created an anime. It would probably look something like Highschool of the Dead.

If I had to wait until marriage to bone, I would grab the first dummy I could find who was stupid enough to agree to marry me and run to the closest courthouse/church/sea captain we could get to and be like, BITCH MARRY US NOW. I would fuck in the goddamn confessional while the priest listened if I had to.