I’m glad you think so, hopefully it made someones day

Thank you for your kind words. Please take this delicious apple

I’m just fucking old then. God, I’m 25. I’ll see you guys later.

“Dedicated” - hopefully you won’t bitch if we don’t pay proper overtime

Don’t ever ever ever come out the side of your mutherfucking neck

I had the Benny Hill song going on in my head the whole time I read this for some reason.

WHERE IS THE LINK TO RENT?!?!

WHERE IS THE LINK TO RENT?!?!

Where is the link to purchase?

Where is the link to purchase?

It works!

Thank you!!

Anything like this for windows?

Oh! You don’t PC bro?!?! Cuz I’m fucking ready to throw down!

She should keep her vag goop away from the mexican water supply

I never believed that Batman would kill the Joker

Send it before you say hello or good morning, how else is she supposed to know what dick she’s messaging.

Two chicks at the same time.

I don’t know why that hat line made me giggle

Well then, you chose wrong both times. But that conversation is going to be twice as long.