I give this 5 bags of popcorn, 2 sodas, and one of those little “made in china” stickers for the MAGA hats

Sickness for the thickness, eh?

caroline got the curves though

On the next episode of “When Incels Marry”...

Once in Cleveland, once in Boston. About time this staffer was recognized for twin peeks.

The Indians reportedly warned the Red Sox of a staffer named Kyle McLaughlin prior to the ALCS.

“I don’t see the big deal with signs at all anyway.”

an incident from Game 1 of the American League Championship Series involving suspicious activity by a Houston Astros employee at Fenway Park,

There’s a lot going on here, and it’s all over stealing signs.

Kyle McLaughlin just can’t avoid trying to figure out the signs of the dark deep evil of man. 

Really loving that the sentence “Cleveland starter Mike Clevinger pitched adequately in his team’s final game of the postseason on Monday, though the relievers after him completely self-destructed in the 11-3 loss to the Astros” is the only coverage on Deadspin of the Astros three-game drubbing of the Indians, or in…

He’s still my favorite Hanson.

Violet: Violent

♪♩ “Go, let it, go, let it!

It was never gonna outride the competition

Weekend Box Office: No go for Solo show, low blow as Disney’s beau loses glow.

I’m pretty sure I’m the only person in my theater who got/laughed at that joke

I pray her kid is never constipated.

One thing I appreciate about how they approach Mateo is that they are sympathetic to his problems (both as an undocumented immigrant and as a gay man) and willing to treat him as a real, flawed person. Mateo is kind of a jerk, kind of a snob, and kind of a terrible co-worker at times. I think a lot of shows would…