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rhinoximus

I don’t mean to diminish anyone’s death because it’s always sad, but c’mon, Deadspin. Stop this bullshit. Stop treating glorified video gaming like a sport.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

It’s all right OMG!PONIES! It’s just bolognese!

(Marvel?)

(Oh!)

After a successful field goal he congratulated his kicker for putting one through the twin towers.

I really hope every time Matthew McConaughey handed out a turkey he looked at the fowl recipient dead in the eye and uttered a line from his goofy Lincoln commercials. “Sometimes you gotta go back... to actually move forward, and I don’t mean going back to reminisce, or chase ghosts. I mean going back to see where you

Gimmick infringement.

Puff Daddy is now The Undertaker’s in ring manager?

Look at the top right corner of your image. Also look at the bottom right just above his name.

What was wrong with Steppenwolf’s classic look?

No one cares about your child.

All of the Cowboys wives/girlfriends just invested heavily in American flag apparel.

Can we just skip to the Cleveland-Houston series? Please?

And then Louis Gossett Jr. Shows up and gets pregnant.

Les Cousins Dangereux 

“I think Puerto Rico is the more important issue right now” is a line that did not come out of his mouth.

Instead of voting tests, or immigration tests, can we have tests for who gets to be a fucking presidential nominee?