Jalops’s love of classic Top Gear is so great that there is literally nothing that can be done that is the right decision moving forward. They can’t recreate the old show. They can’t have a Stig. They can’t time trial celebrities. So Jalops will never truly be happy with everything they do.

The town has 6000 residents, 95% white. The movie theater was built in 1881 as a church. Abilene is the home of the Greyhound Hall of Fame. It has one historic marker.

Yeah and NBC paid someone to install it...

Taun Tauns, but what do those giant herbivores eat?

Can attest the impossibility to remove spilled milk smell; had to have several rounds of professional cleaning. You can’t see it. You can only smell it. The Horror.

Maybe they could try having a grown-up in the room, for a change of pace...

The cure to the national Greek organization problem is simple; enforce the legal drinking age and arrest those who serve alcohol to minors. It will only take a few fraternity/sorority officers per school facing charges with jail time before all the bullshit settles down. Make the Greeks pay for an on-duty Police…

Is it just me or does his Big Hand keep switching sides?

Love Live the King, Baby!

They are, after all, mutants.

7000

These two have been lining up nearly every week since May to buy one for their grandchild.

I got a BAAAAAD feeling about this!

So that’s what he’s up to these days?

I hope they take this to the META-EST level and have a series of pranks pulled on the Lowe Boys by a cadre of actors from Rob Lowe’s past as part of an evil plan to (I’m just spitballing) lead by Robert Wagner and his henchman Uncle Chad.

So how is the Beast going to patent one of the most common sign phrases in American Sign Language?