Whatever happened to respecting the First Lady? Go put hair on Ron Paul.

Lionsgate is perfectly within their rights to make themselves look like greedy corporate asshats.

On this day in 2012, Ben "Cooter" Jones signed autographs by the General Lee at the international Auto Showcase in Syracuse, NY. [www.internationalautoshowcase.com]

Whether it's called RetroMutagenic Ooze, Mutagen or just Ooze there has really only been one plot devise that has been used in every incarnation of TMNT: The Ooze! It is literally the ONLY thing that makes the pubescent amphibians that are trained in the martial arts "mutants". Now if the ooze is extra terrestrial…

One in ten? One in Twenty? Oh, the statistics when you consider how many of them there are.

I want the perfect Atlanta commuter, rises to 80 mph quickly, carries 4 'mericans, and can take the bite out of 120 mile commute everyday.

Will somebody please make a car the size of a Taurus that gets 60mph and goes 0-60 in 6, top speed 100? Beige it may be, but that's what we need.

I can think of all kinds of automated warnings this could be useful for. How about silent alarms and security guards? Or Soldiers coordinating quietly? How about Flash Mobs? Or Theater troupes? How about using it as a metronome for dances without music? Or to communicate with Fire fighters or factory workers who can't…

I can think of all kinds of automated warnings this could be useful for. How about silent alarms and security guards? Or Soldiers coordinating quietly? How about Flash Mobs? Or Theater troupes? How about using it as a metronome for dances without music? Or to communicate with Fire fighters or factory workers who…

But where are the big hair and go go boots?

I think by "average" person he means someone lacking the "Right Stuff" for a free ride.

I bet he's hoping all these heavily armed white southerners forget he killed Ranger Daryl's brother, Merle. No foreseeable chance of a loving relationship in his future. Oh, and Zombie Apocalypse. How could he relieve all the stress wandering off by himself?

No, he was born in Atlanta and got an after school job working for his Auntie at a Hallmark gifts store. Selling black market Beanie Babies to the Atlanta underground is how he made his first quarter million before graduating high school. He was a "B" student. Embarrassed by his road to wealth, he never let his…

Yeah, that is pretty hella awesome.

Dirigibles would make great mothership so that drones would never have to land to refuel.[www.dezeen.com]

Tim and Tickle ride in a '74 Pontiac Lemans. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. Tim's made a lot of special modifications himself.

"What a piece of junk!" —Luke

"Public schools are the lone hold-out when it comes to administering corporal punishment." Except, of course, for the millions of families that use this technique when necessary. I have to say I am "Pro-Choice" on this one, and the choice should belong to the parents or guardians, not the school board, Principal, or…

Yes, it is awesome you should buy it.

I thought she was her mom. Whoops!