4 flower girls, 1 ring bearer, duh?!

Our first release 

“Rocket Nozzle” is the name of my new David Bowie cover band.

Don’t Samsung and Sony have waterproof smartphones that have headphone jacks?

Salmon ought to stop this. I conch believe what I’m herring.

You have time to mullet over.

You, as creator of Marcy Long’s private Utopia, deserve this.

It explains a lot!

You’re right. God must really fuckin’ hate us.

“Marcy Long’s crimes against humanity include being mean to the player whenever you try to talk to her.” Yeah, but this is after I’ve risked life and limb hundreds of times to make her life (and the world) better, while she mopes around in the utopia I created by *hand* for her.

How about “low”?