Obvious troll is obvious.
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4 flower girls, 1 ring bearer, duh?!
Did they not already make the story of a space pirate named Hondo who “raises” a charismatic rogue with a heart of gold who joins forces with a rag-tag bunch to Guard the Galaxy from an evil space magic wielding relative of someone in his group? Or was that an episode of the Simpsons?
Please be Hondo, please be Hondo, please be Hondo, please be Hondo ...
“Rocket Nozzle” is the name of my new David Bowie cover band.
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Perfect!
Casting someone who was such an iconic part of Goonies just feels like the right move. And who better than Sean Astin.
That shows that Disney DNA shining right through. Single Dad. Screw up kid. Tear jerking with a shot of redemption. Disney and its baby Pixar run on nightmare fuel and psychic scars.
Well.....what button did he go with!?! Thanks for another sleepless weekend Gizmodo! 😒
Don’t Samsung and Sony have waterproof smartphones that have headphone jacks?
Salmon ought to stop this. I conch believe what I’m herring.
You have time to mullet over.
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You, as creator of Marcy Long’s private Utopia, deserve this.
It explains a lot!
You’re right. God must really fuckin’ hate us.
“Marcy Long’s crimes against humanity include being mean to the player whenever you try to talk to her.” Yeah, but this is after I’ve risked life and limb hundreds of times to make her life (and the world) better, while she mopes around in the utopia I created by *hand* for her.
Can we get this to happen?
Very limited, probably analog computers, but yes.