rhinocerpotamus
rhinocerpotamus
rhinocerpotamus

Prince William's "No..no, really, I'm listening, I swear." face is priceless.

Maybe when you leave high school you'll realise that sometimes people take jobs because they needed to pay bills and eat and put shoes on their kids feet and a roof over their head and not because they want to go home and blog about how they spend all day fucking over libertarians.

Yeah, because jobs are so plentiful that people can just pick and chose where they work on the basis of some abstract political notions.

She does realize she is inconveniencing those who have nothing to do making the laws (unless she counts voting and it is a super liberal county and a bunch of hipsters work there. In that case then, make them count that shit, that'll show them!). However, she made the news in some small way, so she basically won

Hey lady, if you have to treat low level government employees like shit to get your point across, you need to reassess your point. Who do think you were inconveniencing? Not the government, just actual human beings.

"eau de Shat."

I don't even LIKE perfumes and I want to order this. Is this how marketing works? DAMMIT.

Hear, hear! You rock that gorgeous puffy hair, Vanessa!

Sending hearts to you, stranger. <3<3

I had natural hair until 6th grade. That year I was bullied so terribly for it I'd come home crying every day, and my mom and aunt convinced me maybe a perm was the answer. Of course it wasn't, but as long as my hair was straight they focused on something else. Only now at 24 have I had the confidence to kick the

As a natural haired black woman with her gorgeous 'fro out RIGHT NOW at a very conservative corporate environment this makes me FURIOUS. How can the very hair that grows from our scalps be unprofessional?!

I have hair just like Vanessa's, only much longer. I'm also whiter than the driven snow, and have green eyes. Kids picked on me all throughout school, but I never got sent home. They got punished (when they were caught). This is obviously a racially motivated decision on the school's part, and they should be ashamed

Or any quote board on Pinterest today.

I'm not going to lie, I don't see any problem with this campaign. Dystopia aside, the movie franchise has one major thing going for it: incredible costume, hair and makeup design. The work and artistry that goes into making the Capitol come to life is astounding, and it makes sense to pair your product against

I know Jezebel has a hate-on for Reddit, but I'm going to plug /r/thebluepill now anyway. We make fun of these guys there. It's a blast.

"My God did you see the Denisovan that Dreng went home with last night?"

Awesome. The less human I turn out to be, the happier I am.

alternate headline: Humans Had Sex with more living things than initially expected throughout history, reports unsurprising study

They did, but came up with this:

Wow, those must have been SOME parties....