Goes to "exotic" countries for sex tourism and draws racist graffiti to express himself? White male privilege personified.

I have Shirley-Temple level curly hair. I started straightening it off and on a few years back. The first time I showed up to work with it straightened, my boss complimented my "new look" at the board table, when all the other directors were there: "your new Brazilian wax looks fantastic!"
We all died.
The end.

I am laughing hysterically while feeling a great sense of despair. Am I reacting correctly?

guys, she just didn't want to run.

I'm just gonna keep saying it: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE REAL NUMBER. Sigh.

Leigh Lezark no.

I would love to foster but don't think I'm cut out for it. I would get way too attached & it would kill me to say goodbye to them. I would end up on that show about animal hoarders.

+8,000,000. Common Wisdom(TM) says if you don't chop off your hair after 40 you're somehow "putting on airs" and "embarrassing yourself."

So let me get this straight. DuchessOfDork, who I already consider one of the coolest commenters here, is even cooler than I knew?

Me too! I always admired one of my mom's friends, who was an arty-farty older lady with loooong beautiful straight gray hair that she always wore clipped out of her face with big barrette. As seemingly the only older lady I knew as a kid who resisted the mom hair, I wanted to grow up to be her! I'm kind of a long-hair…

I think it's far more confident for an older lady to wear her hair long even when it's grey. Agatha's Feather Bed style for life.

I too love me some brindle spots!

Since you asked....

Pits are the best dogs!! Mine sleeps with her tongue out!

Then there's that moment where you think "Oh no, what did I do with that half eaten roll of mentos? Is it still in my bag? I said I had no food on the form!" and it seriously does feel like you're importing heroin and they're going to catch you out and it'll all be over. And then the beagles come and by then I'm…

Is anyone else having vicarious mortification on behalf of the overly excited teenage girl who injured Ryan Lochte? I feel for her way more than I do him.

I have no idea what a sex idiot is, yet I think I might have dated one...

I can honestly say I never thought I'd be in a position to admire the least plausible movie nuclear physicist of all time, but Richards deserves a lot of credit for how she's handled this. I don't think there are that many people who'd be willing to raise their ex's children from a subsequent marriage.

Saying her statements are "against Russia" rather than "against the Russian government" are probably not a big help to her.