Which constantly brings us back to Apocalypse, also written by Kinberg, and the bizarre creative decisions there.

Shut up Simon Kinberg,
What The Fuck did you think you were making? 
Gone With The Wind(featuring the X-MEN Players)
Limited Engagement This Week at The Civic Hall Performing Arts Center

“I had a really amazing time living out my fantasies and cashing the checks.”

Do you have a Google alert set up for whenever The AV Club posts an article on Dark Phoenix so you can link your own review in the comment section every single time?

I can’t believe the studio let him remake his own crappy film! The characters are neither larger than life nor are they emotionally relatable. Not only is Dark Phoenix a bad movie, it has the gall to be a bland one.

lmao wtf? The Dark Phoenix comic book story line goes all across the fucking galaxy, and Kinberg wants to make it a “dramatic, intimate, smaller film?” Meanwhile, the smaller film that should be centered around Jean is centered around..... everyone else? It has nothing to say about Jean and what she’s going through…