At times in my life I have experimented with placing a scoop of Greek yogurt on top of the oatmeal.

WORST. STUFFED TOY BUILDING. STORE. EVER.

Then quit pulling her hair.

I’m not proud of myself for this, but here I go anyway: I believe Rayna was actually driving in the car accident that put her in a coma, and that drunk Deacon being a dickhead in the passenger seat was what caused her to go off the road.

As one comedian said, I forget who (Ritch Shydner, maybe), many years ago (paraphrasing): I like to hold them up as I walk through the store and shout “I got a woman! I got a woman!”

(Pictured: Her pediatrician.)

*sobbing*

So proud of Kristen for standing up for her children’s inalienable right to be subjected to junk science diets. Don’t let Big Formula keep you down with their scaremongering about anemia and anaphylaxis and intracranial infarctions!

Was it grain?

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

My only gripe with criticism of this film is the outrage that the project happened over the objections of Simone’s family. To me that’s irrelevant and dangerous as a precedent to establish.

I’m not an Anne Hathaway hater, but come on, if you’re up against Kristin Chenowith for a DOLLY PARTON biopic? Go home. There’s obviously a correct answer here.

I’m looking forward to the single off of Miranda Lambert’s next album, Miranda’s Warning. I believe it’s called Right to Remain Silent (Because I Disabled Blake’s Alarm System).

Man, those 70s ads are giving me serious deja vu. My mom’s best friend and my aunt were both overweight and wore clothes just like that. I can see them, in their respective kitchens. My aunt with her modified beehive and wearing polyester capris and a polyester tent top and flowered flip flops standing over the stove…

We will hoverboard so often we will get sick of hoverboarding but we will keep on hoverboarding.

We will make all the hoverboards here. I have many many hoverboard making friends, and their factories will be magnificent. and anyone that falls off our hoverboards, I’ll pay their legal bill. believe me.

Whereas Cole commends those with what he described as an “internal ethical urge that demands... each of us serve justice as much as he or she can,” he cautions such individuals to keep in mind that, in most contexts, the narratives of those we are trying to help are more complicated than we may initially presume.

people tell him he’s a man, and he believes them, because no one’s ever told him to smile.