Eh, the English were just jealous of our luxuriously silky body hair.

Her one big policy was AIDs and HIV support for Africa. Also, the Bushes were shitty, but also, they weren’t part of creating the current work with no one climate.

This is an important point. It’s not enough to just show up for the presidential race! Get involved in local races, contact your representatives during the year regarding the issues you care about, etc... And I hope that Bernie will continue to campaign not just for himself, but for other Senators and congresspeople…

Damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

“But in my dream, I did know the formula for glue!”

I am inordinately tickled by Post-It’s gift to Lisa Kudrow.
(Then again, she did invent the damn things...)

People will say any screencapped Brietbart front page is just a photoshop.

Uh, on what planet does Hillary Clinton not care about or address equal pay? I know Bernie Sanders fan don’t like her, at all, but you can’t just make shit up about her record. She introduced the Paycheck Fairness Act and cosponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act for christ’s sake.

I want this house, and all the caftans and cocktails that go with it.

Women have their periods for 30 or 40 years. So yes, it’s extremely common for a woman to be caught out somewhere without a tampon.

This program is invalid because there is no male analog allowing the boys to get free stuff so that means the girls are getting things they don’t deserve now excuse me while Trump jerks off my rage boner.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

Perfect. That saves some other poor sap from having it given to them as a gift in the future.

Every single thing about that is terrible.

I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

Chef K claims he only stormed off because event planners told him he wouldn’t be getting paid since it was a privilege to cook for celebs like T.I. and Tiny. Tiny says they absolutely paid the deposit.

Sadly, she’s going to run out of women before she runs out of harassing asshats.

Those Hennessey wings were Too Hot for that party.

I got to attend the White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner many years ago. (Long story.)

Look at this fucking guy. He’s got glass jars and beakers and shit. He knew what he was talking about.