It’s actually really expensive stuff. My boss had a tenant that bailed on his lease and left a warehouse full of human hair extensions and wigs. We made back all the money he owed us and then some with the auction. Tens of thousands of dollars.

“I personally pray over everything I purchase.”

GOOD. I’m glad they are taking Sasha’s feelings into consideration. My family moved from my hometown while I was in high school. The move was absolutely necessary, something I knew even then. But my parents’ response to my fears about going to a different school was a lot of eye rolls and calling me a selfish wuss. It…

My uncle’s girlfriend has a condo in DC that she only uses a few weeks out of the year for business. They can totally stay there. I promise to call before coming over. I’ll bring cookies!

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Are the girls in the pic barefoot because they’re trying on clothes, or because they’re trying to represent the conservative movement’s policy towards women?

To be fair, he thought that OJ was on the case and would be revealing the true murderer any day.

Join the exciting and lucrative world of childproofing LAPD officers’ homes, because when left unattended they WILL stick their tongues in electrical sockets and hands in running garbage disposals!

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

The potential damage to adult hippocampal neural stem cells is something else to worry about for people not having babies.

Depending on the purpose of those cells later in life and the ability of Zika to infect them it could result in permanent problems for adults.

Now that he has some free time maybe he can find that missing 3 million dollars that the Veteran Groups are asking about.

The Dallas Morning News reports that the university and its president, Ken Starr, were silent for two weeks following the report despite student protests and a vigil at Starr’s home.

It’s always fuckin mosquitoes. Do your goddamn job, frogs!

Ugh I go here. Our spring break starts today so there’s not a lot of people on campus but everyone is definitely talking about it. Most of the posts on yik-yak are under the general consensus that everyone feels bad for the girl but there’s still a few of the “let’s wait until we see what happens! we weren’t there!”.…

That was a coven and stop spilling our secret rituals all over the internet.

My husband and I once took a cabin vacation long weekend in Vermont with the worst. Weather. Ever. Was impossible to do any of the outdoorsy stuff we planned, so we spent it mostly in the cabin banging and watching TV and baking cakes. There was a Golden Girls marathon on which I was like we must DEFINITELY watch. He…

He ate a booger on national tv. I told y’all, this. shit. is. going. to. get. guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud

what came out of his mouth last night?? it was white and might be a protein

It’s no wonder, if any of the GOP chuckleheads get elected, it’ll be Mourning in America

There isn’t enough whiskey in the whole of County Cork to make this feel better.