Nope. We just pay poor people to fight our wars. Much better.

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

Agreed. I’ve seen too many people destroyed by it. It is getting better... not a whole hell of a lot better, but better. From a lowly enlisted guys standpoint, they (mid level leadership; I don’t meet the senior leaders) are trying everything they possibly can. If you’re junior and come anywhere close to sexual…

Being a sore loser and not conceding when he loses, shit talking the organizations when he doesn’t get their endorsements, stealing campaign data, whining about the establishment when he almost exclusively gets positive press and now constantly changing the conditions after agreeing to them - it’s Bernie’s world…

I think you mean FLWALESS.

Right?! One of the reasons I don’t run for local office is because I don’t have the temperment for it — I am quick to get annoyed by stupid shit and I have what my grandmother would call a sharp tongue — but if we can just call people names and buy ourselves expensive dinners on the taxpayer dime maybe I should…

I know it’s popular to hate on Gwyneth but THAT is how you do divorce with kids. Too often the parents are selfish cry babies who can’t put their kids first for even a second. I can hate on GOOP the website but I give these two a lot of credit in the parenting department.

I mean she’s right. I COULD buy something off her website for $8 and stop complaining. I just don't know what I'm going to do with a vial containing a single tear of a sad Lithuanian fruit vendor. But again, will admit when I'm wrong! It's very affordable AND from europe. Tres Chic.

Do you lame motherfuckers have a trilby-shaped bat signal, or something, to call for backup when one of you is threatened?

There are so many incredible things about this incident. The main one being as mentioned. Just say no comment and walk away its actually super easy to no answer press questions. Second, she was literally asking him strictly about things he did actually do, she wasn’t even aggressive in her tone of questioning. He’s…

I work in a public school. Last year a father got angry during parent/teacher night and flipped over a desk. One of the other parents happened to be an RCMP agent who dragged the guy out of the room while he was screaming “this school is run by stupid bitches” at myself and the principal. Although it sounds intense,…

Note to MM: Get better people that actually relay ALL of your messages, not just the ones they think are important.

You have to really question why anyone runs for President. I cannot think of a worse way to spend two years of your life than constant campaigning hell followed by, if you win 4-8 years of being President where you get to have all your idealistic fantasies crushed as your hair goes grey and you literally age 20 years.

Seriously. I work for the government, and our contractors are always complaining about our lack of catering and big screen TVs. No joke.

Demon is just fighting for ethics in local government financial misappropriation journalism, just like Buchanan.

I briefly worked with an old man who tried to be my boss (he wasn’t) and stared at my tits. I filed an HR complaint about him and he was warned. Flash forward a month, this guy tries to tell me that I’m not allowed to write my white paper in active voice because... reasons? When I told him to take it up with my boss,…

I looked at the menu from Sperry’s to see how expensive it was - realistically she could ask him why he ate at Applebee’s when there was a Little Caesar’s pizza he and his associate could split in the parking lot for $5. Sperry’s doesn’t list prices for their menu items, which means it’s expensive as hell, and also,…

Well it kinda does when they were closing early voting sites due to budget cuts. $641 for a picture frame or $641 to keep a polling place open? Seems like a simple choice for the Chairman of the Election Commision. I guess they should have come up with a better excuse to close those polling places if they need have…

Where would we be without Jim Cooke?

In a far worse place, let’s face it.

Misogyny AND surliness? I think Donald Trump just found the first member of his cabinet!