I don't think it should, as far as criminal charges go, for one simple reason: Evidence.

And hung on a cord you wore around your neck.

You young'uns don't realize how enormous these things were, they only brought out the current size in 1978.

OMFG these are the reasons why those of us with Bipolar, whom everybody wants to talk shit about going off our meds, we go off of our meds. I have been on my meds for a year. Then you get the other holistic shit-fucks who don't know what they're talking about shaming you for doing exactly what you're supposed to be…

They are ruthless, but SAP makes them look like puppies. The sharks are going to circle them now - every single software company Forever 21 has ever done business will be sending audit notices ASAP. I cannot believe it has reached this stage. I thought my company had some contentious relationships with software…

The Gimp is analogous to Photoshop in much the same way a board nailed to your foot is analogous to a shoe.

Urban Outfitters is NOTORIOUS for this. I knew someone who ran a small, independent shop that stocked primarily vinyl toys, prints and shirts, sort of like Kid Robot but with more fashion stuff. A lot of it were local artists. He used to get so angry talking about UA because they would send people into his store…

for fucks sake. If I, as a freelance photographer and designer, can put out for an adobe suite and pay full price than fucking FOREVER21 CAN FUCKING DO IT.

This makes me unreasonably angry.

I used to work for Adobe for a period of time and they take their licenses very, very seriously and performs regular audits on large companies to make sure that the number of licenses purchased matches up with the number of installations. There's almost always a dependency, and usually they'll go and give the company…

I've worked in retail and I found that they were really, really cheap, especially when it comes to technology. I worked for a major privately held brand and they never invested in any database technology for reporting. I had these crazy excel spreadsheets that were so large that they were buggy. I almost got…

I know this article is about the software stuff, but I just want to say it's not only big-name designers that stores like Forever 21 copy. I have a good friend who has a super small online store where he sells things that he's designed and then personally screen printed/made, and he's had both XXI and Urban Outfitters…

With rare exceptions—-like transferring parental rights and responsibilities to another person through legal adoption or relinquishing any and all parental rights and responsibilities that may stem from sperm donation, etc.—-DNA trumps. In other words, if a child has 1/2 your DNA you are legally responsible for his…

Another favorite: "How brave of your brother's wife to wear that skirt with such... athletic calves."

We do. If a child is biologically "yours" you are legally responsible for that child until he or she is 18 years of age. There are a few ways to relinquish parental rights and for someone else to assume those rights (basically, different forms of adoption). But in US family law biology typical trumps everything…

Didn't mean it in a denigrating way, more an assumption that you guys show your stuff then get to go make a (hopefully) fat paycheck. I think Denton needs to pay up to keep the talent around. Good luck to you and Team-Dog.

He's a huge twat! For example, he got a tattoo to commemorate Miley Cyrus' dead dog, even though at 54 he is wayyy too old for that nonsense. Also, I saw the Flaming Lips a couple years ago and he was twatting up a storm. He was all petulant and needed constant validation from the crowd and he was prancing around like…

The second someone says the word "toxin," I'm out. It's great for filtering out dipshits.

My former MIL was the stuff that nightmares were made of — upper-middle class, desperately wishing she was gentry, and haughtily dismissive of the rather gauche American girl who somehow snared her son (typical comment — while once helping me fold my laundry, she picked up one of my skirts, looked at the size label…

It doesn't help when you have utter morons like "Food Babe" encouraging and perpetuating this behavior. "Be afraid of chemicals! Be afraid of everything!"

Perhaps at the point when that might even be even remotely likely, which is not now.