There is no procedure that sticks scissors into a brain. None. Not ever. Not even late term abortion. No. No. No.

This is the floor shitting guy, right?

This man is the human equivalent of a bejismed athletic sock.

If he thinks abortions are gruesome he needs to watch a fucking c-section.

My mother is a medical examiner. She has people contact her about wanting to observe an autopsy. She has to explain every time that autopsies are not a form of entertainment, that the person she is performing an autopsy on was once alive and has family, friends etc still living, that it's a gross violation of that…

... Because you didn't. At least not in the way discribed.

Later term (16-20 week) abortions do "look" unpleasant. So does open heart surgery. So does a guy coming into the ER from a motorcycle wreck. So what?

This sounds like the premise of a terrible sitcom: Meet Ginger, the hard-nosed teacher who doesn't take excuses in the classroom...OR the bedroom!

I DONT SEE HAIR COLOR

As a Lit student at ASU I can tell you that once this class was announced on the register it became full in a hot second. People could not stop talking about how excited they were for this class. I really hope this course continues to be available so I have the chance to take it before I graduate!

Alternate Fox News approved course titles:

Come on, Etsy. It look like someone drew on this mug with nail polish.

She probably doesn't know a thing about it (or very little) and this is action taken by her lawyers charged with protecting her brand.

Sue for what? Is Beyonce's name trademarked?

As a German having read the actual article, I think you are missing the point. It is not really about peeing standing up or anything, it's about a landlord keeping almost 2000 euros because of stains in the bathroom. So, this could have been anything really, the judge simply decided that it is normal for an apartment…

Too bad - Mitt really could have helped him with spelling, too.

Wasn't Brooke Shields a baby model for Ivory Soap or something? We all know how that ended. Last I heard, she had booked a gig playing Quasimodo at Disneyland.

Seriously though, the original Gerber baby is a super cute old woman. Don't know what she looked like between the ages of 1 and 84 but I'd still pinch this…

If a girl lives someplace where she can go and get a good fitting at a bra/lingerie specialty store (a place staffed by old ladies who've seen countless breasts, where they actually do bra alterations for a person), it's worth it.

The style of the bra worn with clothing is one thing, but much depends upon one's shape. A bra is for support.

I've seen dude-bro targeted beer commercials with higher concepts.