I love how all these children think that if you aren’t a shriveled old hag at 45, you have to have been under the knife for a decade.

Naw, the rich end of the GOP wants no truck with a sideshow geek.

In head-to-head polls, Hillary beats Trump by the largest margin. And Cruz is catching up in Iowa; one recent poll puts him ahead.

The number is 27. It’s the Twenty-Seven Percent Crazification Factor at work.

I also like “Raising Helen.” It’s directed by Garry Marshall, so you know it’s a laugh-cry-fest!

Despair not! Pinkham is over at another web site! Every Monday!

Y’know what? I’m sick of looking for trouble. I’m sick of parsing people’s every utterance to look for a reason to shame them.

I hear you, but in this particular case, there are quite a few former cops who are champing at the bit to testify against these schmucks. They’re calling for the DOJ to investigate.

Jesus, didn’t you get purged? This story is up to your usual standards, as in horrible.

Trailer trash doesn’t go to Harpeth Hall, dear.

She’s a grown-ass woman who married a man 20 years her senior. Not that far out, if you get your head out of your ass.

Who died and made you the Amazing Kreskin?

WTF are you talking about?

You forgot nuts and mints in the church basement.

Key’s been married for 14 years and has kids.

The characters are stupid! That’s why they say stupid things! And why would you cast Pejic in a film? She’s not an actor!

Dude, I started watching the first season, and the “It’s just not funny anymore” talk started the second season, when Chevy Chase left.

It’s fabulous! It’s an homage to Douglas Sirk.

He’s just speaking his truth. Music nerdism was a male province back in the day. Girls didn’t write to CREEM. Except when they did.

Are they used that much? Is JJ Abrams working on a dark reboot of Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp?