Me, too! I think April even took down the archives. So sad.

You should! Etsy is godawful; so poorly managed. I was a loyal follower of Regretsy, and they used to expose all the stupid.

No, getting a DUI is no fucking fun. It’s humiliating. Or so I’ve heard.

Good think it’s only part, ’cause all of him wouldn’t fit!

I’m standing in a field of daisies, questioning my own freshness.

Ooooh! Try it roasted! Toss w/olive oil and kosher salt, spread on a cookie sheet along with a few unpeeled garlic cloves and roast at 450°. It’s way yummier than steamed or whatever.

I’m sure Ms. Vanden Broucke will be thrilled to hear her image is being used by a bunch of racist pig bastards.

I lived in Nashville for 30 years, so I can tell you it’s alright to hate Marsha Blackburn. She’s the wooooorst.

I think they passed 50 a few weeks ago.

Now that’s what I call choot-spah!

If you’re talking about the RKO version starring Charles Laughton and Maureen O’Hara, that came out in 1939.

Debbie Reynolds is awesome!

Those aren’t tights in the US, dear, those are pantyhose.

Those aren’t tights in the US, dear, those are pantyhose.

Oh, aren’t you precious!

They just haven’t experienced lutefisk, the piece of cod that surpasseth all understanding.

Maybe this was a quote from one of the suffragettes and people should chill out?

Bullshit. The 1919 flu epidemic killed young adults, but small children and elderly people got through it.

I’d take that with an entire salt lick. The same story was passed around after Columbine 20 years ago, and it turned out not to be true. Classic urban legend-making there.

Well, it’s a good thing that’s not what he said at all!

I think the only one with carnal knowledge of barnyard fowl here is you, pally.