Nope. It’s Prince’s Hot Chicken in Nashville. Trust me on this.

You just need aerosol shark repellent! Worked for Batman!

You shut your mouth! I’ve worshipped at the altar of T Bone for 30 years, but Buddy Miller is a fucking genius.

Hahahaha! Ahahahaha! You’re so funny!

I know! New York, New Haven, Chicago...known for pizza. Boston, not so much. Even though they have a thriving Little Italy.

Schumer paid some dues; it’s not unlikely that she waited tables at some point.

Sorry, but I’m calling you out for being an ignorant asshole. Ms. Jolie-Pitt follows in a long line of great ladies like Myrna Loy and Audrey Hepburn, who used their fame and influence to effect positive change in the world.

Oh, hell yeah, it is! My mother wore a floppy felt hat to her cousin’s wedding in about 1972.

Don’t forget the nose-hair trimmer.

Especially one with braidable hanks of nose hair coming from his nostrils!

Yeah, a Nobel Prize winning scientist isn’t quite the same thing as The Guy At the End Of the Bar.

And sulfate-free shampoo! I’m a white 2c/3a, and an old, so I’m thrilled to have so many product choices! When I was young, I had to use sparing amounts of Right On Curl Activator to keep my frizz down.

I have small eyes and hooded lids, and I’m white. That’s not racist language, it’s just a statement of fact.

Thanks for the link! I saw the NYT piece the other day, and I’m grateful to see someone engage with it instead of writing it off as “transphobic trash.”

Imma let you finish, but Smile is a great beauty pageant movie. I think it’s on Netflix.

My neighbor in Nashville had a large stand of bamboo. Every year in late summer/early fall, the annual grackle invasion would take roost there.

As a longtime Nashvillian, I say that thing is a travesty!

I love that movie.

Dolley Madison was the shit. When I was in 6th grade, I got the Washingtonian magazine book of Washington ghost stories. She haunts the Octagon House with a chill and the scent of lilacs.

Not quite. He’s running in the Democratic primary. He’s not going to run third-party when he doesn’t get the nomination.