Try Paula's Choice. They're good formulations with no bullshit, and they're reasonably priced, roughly what you'd pay for the fancier Olay stuff at Target.

Good luck to you! My grandmother went to Sweet Briar, class of 1934.

Actually, I believe her. I have a dear friend who's been in the radio business for decades. He's a flaming liberal, but meeting Limbaugh was one of his favorite moments. He disagrees with everything Limbaugh says, but he admires his radio success, how he's managed to stay on top of a ruthless business for so long.

Oh, no! My grandmother went there!

Yeah, professional restaurant reviewers usually go to a restaurant a few times before they give it a bad review, just because anyone can have a bad day.

Maybe it should be called "Yawp" after Walt Whitman's "barbaric yawp."

I take it you've never worked at a restaurant? People are this horrible — and worse! This is in no way outside the scope of plausibility.

So true. I was looking at reviews for a small appliance repair place that's been in the old downtown of my now-largish city for decades, and the reviewer talked about how it's in a "sketchy" area. Really? Olde Towne is sketchy now? Or is it that most of the other businesses nearby are Salvodoran?

Same general idea: preadolescent girls wreaking havoc.

For God's sake, she's a fictional character. When you were 6, wouldn't you have loved to run riot and order room service without stupid old grownups spoiling your fun?

I'm with you. I'm a lot older than the average Gawkerite, though. This passionate hatred for someone you don't know just seems so weird to me.

Yes.

Well, I guess I better get to work, because we can't have another Republican elected to state-wide office!

Why? If a group of people are fans of a person, how else is she to describe them?

Dude, I lived in Nashville for 30 years, and I never saw anything so magnificent as that second guy.

I feel bad for the manager! Here you've got the hottest movie opening in years, and you have to shut down and give refunds for all the showings on opening night? At least the poor employees didn't have to clean it up.

Nullification, also too.

Yes, but how are we defining "forgiveness"? Everybody knows the word, but judging from just the comments here, it means different things to different people.

Yeah, everybody who understands the concept of calibration and color correction has said it's white and gold, so I'm thinking Team Blue & Black is a bunch of cheapskates with shitty monitors.

What Editor-in-Grief said. You sound like you've never worked in a good restaurant. Chefs are generally insane. Bourdain is a pussycat, relatively speaking.