Sure he has. He can do all the artsy little movies he wants, because he has more money than God.

Well, it worked for my mom. She was quite young, as well as tall and athletic. If you're in good shape before your pregnancy, you don't have as far to go.

Oh, hell no.

Looks right out of a rerun of The Brady Bunch to me.

Oh, child, the sunscreen stuff started in the '80s. I started wearing it every day when it got down to drugstore products around 1987 or so.

How? She didn't do anything to it. If you think that's surgery or botox, you're an idiot. Now get off my lawn.

Didn't you do that already when you were a kid? I'm 5'8", and I used to wake up crying in pain, and my mom had to massage my legs so I could get back to sleep.

I'm pretty sure I saw one on Regretsy back in the day.

What an asshole you are. This woman used good design to solve a very real, very dangerous problem. To sneer at it because the design skills are applied to clothes is small-minded.

No, you're not reading it wrong. This is awesome. Removing the suit is the riskiest thing an Ebola health care worker does. Making the process simpler makes it safer.

Oh, dear Lord, you ain't kiddin'. I love beer and am post-menopausal. I couldn't wear them ever.

Yeah, it's a little cacophonous. I figured it was just because I'm old.

If you insist, but give Cream of Celery a whirl, maybe with some fish.

Me, too. I remember seeing an interview with a doctor 15 or so years ago when concerns were first raised about anti-bacterial-mania, and he said, "Let your kids play in the dirt. Don't let them play with raw chicken in the dirt, but let them play in the dirt."

There's more of it around these days (I like Method, myself), but I'm cheap, so the hand soap dispenser in my bathroom is filled with cheap-ass shampoo I didn't want to use on my hair.

Exactly. This irritates me to no end. I have almost 10 years on Ms. Thurman, and I don't have much in the way of wrinkles, either.

Yoga, schmoga! I call them "why, yes, I will have that chocolate eclair" pants.

Fuck you. It's called aging, shit-for-brains.

Irrelevant. We all know the Grammys are political and bullshit, but that doesn't make Kanye any less of an asshole. It was rude when he did it to Taylor Swift, and it was rude when he did it to Beck.

But there is such a thing as Celiac disease, dumbass.