What? You don't have a standing order? What kind of abortion-loving homo-commie are you?!

Try reading the Psalms.

Oh, honey, no. Algorithms are stupid. And cruel.

Pfft! Barbara Stanwyck and her shitty blonde wig would blow this little poser girl away like a dandelion.

Yeah, I can see how it would be kinda gross-textured and soupy, but not how it would make people sick.

Did you taste it first? Because shrimp pancakes sound kinda tasty.

Not at all! I'm partial to Aldi's version my own self.

She'd be stupid not to. Why should she let any Tom, Dick, or Harry cash in on her fame? She worked hard to get where she is.

You must not have been a Regretsy fan. Etsy doesn't enforce anything regarding originality, quality, or even hand-craftedness. Half the stuff is people reselling cheap trinkets made in China.

IANAL, but I aced C-law in undergrad: Trademark law is very strict about protecting your mark, in contrast to copyright law. If you don't go after anybody who appropriates anything similar, you run the risk of losing your exclusive claim to it and having it become a generic term. Aspirin used to be a trademark of…

Yes, and?

Oh, get bent. I've been wearing my white lady hair curly for longer than you've been alive, and I had to use jeri-curl crap on my hair forever. It worked, but it was less than ideal. For good product to be available for my kind of wavy-to-curly hair is a godsend.

Good point. The whole business with, say, Cumberbatch and his fiancée is gross. Like these women feel entitled to manage the most intimate decisions of a person they don't even know!

Eeeewww! Honey, you need new friends!

Male fetishization of lesbians seems more performative, like stripping-plus. And yeah, dude often wants in.

Yeah, I hate food drives. I'd rather give cash to Second Harvest or whatever, because they can get more bang for their buck than I can.

Yeah, my church is doing a big assembly of sanitary kits for refugee resettlement, and period supplies aren't on the list. But I'd be concerned that women from other cultures might not be comfortable using tampons, much less cups.

Of course they do, or else it wouldn't be available.

I used to work at a downtown church, and we also kept underwear and socks, because they get kinda gross.

That's absurd. Women have been serving in the military since before you were born! How are feminine hygiene products not counted among basic supplies?