*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Trust you?  Shouldn’t you be showing us, as a Missourian?  

I know you have pre-wrapped sausages and things. 

Like Dijon ketchup for my Kraft Dinner? Do I look like I have a million dollars?

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

Players would have a better chance at back pay if they played for the Lannisters.

This is correct - America the beautiful if you want a song to start the game. Take me out to the ballgame in the 7th.

“America the Beautiful” is about a thousand times better than “God Bless America”.

I kind of assume Melo would forget Tatum was there about halfway through and just start doing shooting drills on his own.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

When I was in high school I wrestled for a couple off-seasons at a gym run by an old Russian guy. He’d insist that if you took a shot in the nuts you needed to jump on your heels on a hard floor. Imagine the Russian accent yelling: “No! not on mat! hard floor only! works like magic”. It took a couple years be he…

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

The Truth hurts. 

This news truly shocks the conscience.

A) It’s a news story about a sports owner and Deadspin is a sports site.

Not really. The efforts to prevent the video from getting out are not driving the interest in the video. People were interested in the video long before these motions.

Well I will just keep not doing it, then.

A fundamental core principle of Game Theory is that all participants respond logically, we are talking about the Nats here...

Mash Equilibrium

You are selling this idea very short.