rhinestonedcowboy
RhinestonedCowboy
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Reminder: Rex Grossman was NFL Offensive Player of the Month in September of 2006.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I

The first depth chart of the season lists Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa as co-starters.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Talk about adding insult to injury.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

Somebody better bean Jurickson Profar in the fucking head in his next at-bat.  That’s how it works, right? 

The car agency wrote Redick an email back saying that they suspended the driver for having somebody in his front seat, without mentioning the incident at hand.

are they insults or just the unvarnished truth?!?

Truck was hit from behind, ergo it’s the train’s fault.

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

If that were a real high school dance, just the thought of going home would’ve had Joseph pulling up short rounding second.

Jesus Christ the world is going to fucking end.  The Hoodie was smiling... and it actually looked like a real honest to goodness smile.  You know the type that normal, non-demons, have when they find something enjoyable or funny.  Fuck, I’m not ready for this.

So am I the only one who thinks that’s kind of cute and clever? I mean, deplorable seems a bit harsh. 

Came here to say this. I flew round trip from Denver to Dallas for less than $100 last year (on spirit). It cost nearly as much as my flight just to park my car at the airport than it did to catch a seat on a goddamn jet airplane.

Apparently, money can buy you...
*Puts on sunglasses*
a very mediocre core for your basketball team.

“And I look forward to playing near our president, who likes to get Piston.”

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”