Do you know a lot of 13-16 year olds with the confidence and self-assurance to do something like that? Don’t be dense.

Punk fans are some of the most pretentious music fans you’ll ever run across, and spend an awful lot of time arguing over what is and isn’t “punk.” It’s obnoxious.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

I expected more from Raiders fans.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

In Soviet Russia stadium roof sits beneath you.

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.

Dude I have been holding breath for 5 minutes what’s the next direction

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Step one: take the best shortstop on the team and plant him at third base. Replace him with a glove nailed to a tiki torch. Never stop being passive aggressive to the third baseman.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from his playing days, it’s that he’s pretty much immune to criticism. Even if the team doesn’t immediately turn around and become a contender, he’s still Derek Jeter. It doesn’t matter how bad the team gets, the people of Miami will be licking his ass from Day 1.

Jeter takes over Marlins, has zero baseball management experience, looks to be cutting payroll.

“students may be charged when the investigation is complete”

Many paraplegics are lying.

“The Cardinals receiver, who has infuriated defenders since the first Bush administration”

Fitzgerald had a pretty decent snatch for a TD too. He was great last night.

SOmeone was on Twitter last night saying every TD Palmer tosses to FItzgerald sets a record for the oldest connection for a TD.
Which kinda adds something to it, I guess.

I was raised not to stare at people who have disabilities, so maybe every hiker that passed her just kinda awkwardly looked the other way when she walked by.

This is very true. When they can’t even get close enough for a Justin Tucker FG, you know the QB was awful.

Newton is only 28, but his body has been through six years of a particularly punishing style of quarterback play, and every hit he takes makes it harder to imagine him dominating into his mid-30s.