Because when it was part of the USSR, it was called “The Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic” in English - or “The Ukraine,” for short. After the Soviet Union broke up and Ukraine became sovereign, the article became associated with the country’s communist past, so Ukrainians don’t like it. Plus, since there aren’t…

That’s a clown question, bro. (Of course they would.)

Would the Yankees make him shave and get a haircut? He might as well have gone to BYU if he wanted to deal with that shit.

He also just changed his middle name to Andoverthe.

This game is a real waste of a snow storm.

Referee: “Well, I guess I won’t whistle that blatant push-off, because triple-doubles sell.”

There is a contract loophole. (Albeit a stretch).

I don’t want this to come across the wrong way, so I apologize if I sound condescending/rude/judgmental.

Richie Incognito’s Iroquois name is Blabbering Dipshit.

He Baroka the Pirates’ hopes to win that game.

“He hustled back on offense, so that’s good.” - Kevin Love

Ah, the old 3-1 zone defense.

“Looks like good defense to me” - James Harden

Like you don’t take breaks at work...

Seems like an odd choice for a domain name since no one has rights to danawhitecangofuckhimselfwitharustyfishinghook.info yet.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

Barring Céspedes going all Jason Heyward on everyone, this looks to be a legitimately good move by the Mets.

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

Jesus man, I know this is only kinja but have some dignity.