Pretty sure Jesus owned like ZERO things.

"Download" someone's been reading a bunch of pagan/new age stuff and doesn't think it will show.

THANKS, now I am hungry.

Could they also not see themselves living in that other house because eughhhh that backsplash is just such a weird shade of not what I prefer? I also hatewatch House Hunters.

There is a woman my age named KAMRA. Not in all caps, though. Those are for EMPHASIS.

You are an amazing interviewer! Keep it up, I LOVED IT. <3

I actually like yours BEST of all that I've read so far. SO THERE HATERZ

That last one is THE FUCKING WORST.

She is DEFINITELY believable. Especially how she believes how compassionate and strong and protective she is with one breath, and then doles out harsh unwarranted judgment with the next. Narcissistic people do everything for their own benefit, so when it pleases them to be seen as compassionate, they behave that way;…

She's a narcissistic abuser is what she is. It makes perfect sense because, to her mind, she is the only one capable of understanding how to keep them all safe, how to make all the hard decisions, and what to do if someone fucks it up.

This reminds me of the time my second ex husband and I were separated, intending to file for divorce (we both were), and he emailed my sister to ask if he could get "a conjugal visit." I almost threw up right then and there.

+1 for Insanity Tentacles

He showed you pictures of food?!??? WAT

Hilariously (not), everyone calls me Rihanna because apparently pop culture trumps actual pronunciation.

I don't mind being a sweaty flower! Flowers are GREAT!

I have loved your comments from the moment I laid eyes on them. #truestory

I'll take my reward in the form of a chocolate cheesecake, thank you.

I am now COMPLETELY traumatized. I need to go hug a fluffy bunny or something.