Gwen, the photo has some personal information on the mailing label, both plain text and barcode. You may want to redact that by editing the image.

I really hope you meant to use Nelly as a verb in that last line. 

I’ve started putting cubed sweet potato in my vegetarian chili recently, and it’s been a real game changer. Anyone else have vegetarian/vegan chili tips to swear by? 

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Are you one of those people who uses charcoal soap and charcoal toothpaste? I feel like you’re all probably right but somehow...deviant

Thanks for scrolling to the bottom of the page! Next time please read the article while you do it. You might learn something.

I have spices that are years old and still have taste to them. You just have to use more, and you taste as you cook to make sure you’ve used the right amount, right? The Takeout had an interview (or was it a book excerpt?) with a Penzey’s family member, and she said old spices were fine, just use more. If she’s good…

I was flying from San Francisco to Boston on Monday and due to weather and air traffic in Boston, we boarded 5 hours late. Alaska Airlines paid for everybody to go have breakfast ($12 meal voucher), they opened up the drink/snack carts from the plane into the waiting area and said it was a free for all. Then they…

My kid asked why we don’t have an Elf and we said to him - “Santa has a computer now. Mommy and daddy just send Santa an email every week with a report.”

Are you in the UK? The recommendations are opposite there because they drive on the left side of the road.

Follow 3 principles:
<Ron Howard VO> There were six principles.

How I typically enjoy a threesome:

your recommendation would read so much better if you dropped the insufferable “become a grown up” shit

Michelle - I don’t have kids but I catch your articles occasionally and I just wanted to say - especially with this piece - you’re doing a real service to parents everywhere.

General Life Hack: If you don’t have kids, don’t browse websites about being a parent and offer up gems like “how about don’t have kids”. WTF is wrong with you people.

Well, sure, lemon water doesn’t do you any good. But if you add some lime, and a straw to blow some bubbles in there, you don’t have to pay for a Sprite when you dine out.

But what about the lemon twist in my martini? Surely that is my road to health and happiness?

My favorite new baby advice:

My favorite new baby advice:

Looks like we got an expert over here, everyone. Close the comments.