But we all agree Marlins Man does not, right?

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

This will 100% work and change that person’s mind.

These Fox assholes are traitorous propagandists. I hate the “don’t hate the player, hate the game” saying and philosophy. You can’t have a game without players and players choose to play. They can all go to hell.

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

I thought the players were supposed to be the amateurs.

Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

Lohud.com says Vigeant was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

But he loves missing TD’s. 

Dennis Young, is that you?

I saw “two quarterbacks at the same time” and got pretty interested, but then it turns out that it was just some kind of plan to swap them out over the course of the game and not some kind of silly shenanigans where they’re both on the field at once.

The first user of the Hidden Blade was Darius, which he used to kill his father Xerxes, the same Xerxes responsible for Kassandra and Alexios’s grandfather Leonidas defeat. In AC Origins the blade was already ancient when it was given to Bayek. The character in the trailer certainly looks old enough to be Darius which…

“Fake shoes!" 

Unfortunately you are also female so be prepared to get upset at things I say.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

At the moment, he toils for free.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.