Name that band:

I only hope, for his sake, that Torres obtained the express written consent of Major League Baseball before posting his video online.

God, update your lingo. “Last I checked” is such a stupid fucking phrase. 

Kotaku: “Check out the Cool New Features on this Impending Live Action Post-Apocalyptic Shooter”

THANKS MY JOKE WAS SO LACKING AND YOU FIXED IT GOOD I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH.

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

Oh for fucks sake GET THE FUCKING FUCK OVER IT. Reality does not support your bullshit scapegoat narrative. We already know that the most extreme “Bernie Bros” were Russian trolls manipulating your stupid ass into dividing the party, but you don’t care. We already know that Sanders supporters voted for Clinton in…

Feels like you could have saved yourself an hour by just googling “Simpsons porn” and finding out for yourself. Though maybe that just becomes a different waste of an hour, who knows.

Did Hitler try to eliminate an entire group of people from the earth?  Sure.  Did the Eagle’s Nest have an absolute bitchin view tho?  You’re goddamn right it did!

Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

sure, but for those of us not smart enough or too lazy, maybe some examples?

A man, a plan, a fuck up.

I often regret almost everything I’ve ever done or not done, them I’m cheered by the fact that I’ll soon be dead, and nothing I ever really did or didn’t do will matter, or be remembered by anyone 100 years from now.

Hate to be the wet blanket on the on this fun discussion but Steph cannot piggyback on anyone’s shoulders.

I was gonna go with “ball four, but no walk”, but you win.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

god bless peppermint rolls

“He rubbed my shoulders.”

Regular old empathy? Carrol will pass