God, those screenshots bring me back to the early days of the app store when an app with a sleek design felt so cool. I think I installed this app and never used it because I just liked having the icon on my homescreen like one would have a promising book on their shelf.

Why, with digital audio technology, DSP, machine learning and immense processing power are we unable to reproduce the “warmth”of a vinyl record?  Because it is a thing that doesn’t exist.

“Conveniently writes now.” Now, being the first time that in history that people actually start to give a shit about such accusation and when, instead of being a random federal judge, he is a high profile person about to be given a lifetime appointment to one of the most important jobs in the country.

Dennis Young, is that you?

The strategy seemed like it couldn’t miss, they drew up some killer plays, then one of the assistants pointed out there would only be one football, which seemed obvious in retrospect, and the whole thing kinda fell apart at that point.

Can someone work on a film series about falling out of love? (Which takes a second.)

There are any number of reasons you may want to know before you open the bottle if it has gone bad, such as if you plan to offer it at a party or bring it somewhere.

let people do what they want, it literally doesn’t affect you.

Jerry Jones’ strategy seems to be “Mediocrity + Hype”, which admittedly works from a revenue standpoint, so keeping veterans that can go 9-7 today is better than young players who can help you go 12-4 tomorrow. Plus, he is dumb and bad.

Like Rizzo, I had a short stint at first base in Washington and, I can assure you, no clothing was removed.

In my experience, when you live in a blue city/state the Democrats become the bad guys and the Republicans are the ostensible good guys except for they hate gays and abortion rights and the minimum wage so you can’t win.

I’d pay over $1,000 for a bezel-less phone with the same screen size as my 6s.  Anything bigger is pointless for me.

Any theme song that literally describes the action about to take place is incredibly cheesy. Even the guys who wrote the Full House theme song were like “don’t explicitly mention the whole girls raised by three dudes thing, we want this thing to be taken seriously.”

Peet’s

I’ve always known women do not understand sports, but until a woman wrote an article claiming Nathan Peterman is bad at quarterbacking, I didn’t have the proof.

This tweet is indefensible and the terrible federal response clearly resulted in many unnecessary deaths.

This is an unfortunate reminder that it is pretty much impossible at this point for any mass-market medium to make any kind of bold political statement. This episode could have been the Gettysburg Address of anti-Trump statements and you’d still have right-wing partisans who didn’t even watch it doing financial damage…

we’re getting into some, ah, tricky territory for historical fiction to navigate without running entirely off the rails and exploding in a fiery mangled wreck of offensive stereotypes.

Considering his base, this should have been the easiest tweet of the year. Just include the words “brave first responders” and its instant gold. If I’ve ever seen evidence that he isn’t “stupid like a fox” this is it.