At what point does a show become a reboot versus just some new episodes of a show that was cancelled?

These potholes prove that anything less than $3.7 Trillion in taxes collected is completely untenable. Well done.

This voicemail exudes the sort of confidence only possessed by a man at the highest levels of power with incredibly valuable information, about to execute a massive takedown. It is absolutely dripping with it.

Do we all have that one friend who won’t stop talking about Reykjavík?

Unfortunately idiots do exist and unvaccinated idiots can carry deadly diseases and infect non-idiots.

Hey, you remember when Chris Farley was a cast member on SNL? That was awesome.

Fixed it. Stop the Clickbait!

It’s OO. As in Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh.

“We gotta get these guys motivated to make the roster.”

Despite its length, I beat this game on SNES maybe a dozen times, mainly because the beginning is so much fun and, of course, once you start you can’t put it down.

Super Mario Sunshine. I bought the game and a Game Cube controller during the Wii days, played for maybe 2 hours, and never picked it up again while I’ve probably 100% completed every other significant Mario game in existence.

“These are my 80,000 twitter followers, and I’ve got a tweet ready to go if you don’t fix this.” - How the person across the aisle from me opened his conversation with a flight attendant about how he allegedly paid extra for an aisle seat, was given a middle anyway, and didn’t notice until he sat down. (They did…

If sports is just narratives built around random number generators, there is no “clutch” shooting, there is no hot hand, then Steph Curry is the equivalent of finding a perfect topographic map of Switzerland on your toast.

He sometimes wonders what would have happened if the aneurysm hadn’t ruptured while he was playing baseball, surround[ed] by trainers and medical professionals.

I’ve been saying there is a revolution of social awareness on our current horizon for months and nobody listened. Thanks, coach, for using your platform to bring this message forward!

Judge Judy Season 11, Episode 252

Why not just give the receiving team worse field position if it goes through the uprights? That should be enough to tip the scales and encourage kickers to attempt it.

“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the game you’d like to play!”

MAYBE DIPPIN DOTS AT THE MALL IF YOU ARE LUCKY TO STRILL HAVE THEM IN YOUR MALL.

To be honest I don’t know why I started banking with them in the first place, and frankly I have no recollection of ever opening the account.