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Do we all have that one friend who won’t stop talking about Reykjavík?

Unfortunately idiots do exist and unvaccinated idiots can carry deadly diseases and infect non-idiots.

Hey, you remember when Chris Farley was a cast member on SNL? That was awesome.

Fixed it. Stop the Clickbait!

Comcast Rep: Don’t you want to add a landline as a backup for emergencies if your cell service stops working?

It’s OO. As in Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh.

“We gotta get these guys motivated to make the roster.”

the second unit is powered by electricity from wind and tide-powered generators located nearby.

Despite its length, I beat this game on SNES maybe a dozen times, mainly because the beginning is so much fun and, of course, once you start you can’t put it down.

Super Mario Sunshine. I bought the game and a Game Cube controller during the Wii days, played for maybe 2 hours, and never picked it up again while I’ve probably 100% completed every other significant Mario game in existence.

“These are my 80,000 twitter followers, and I’ve got a tweet ready to go if you don’t fix this.” - How the person across the aisle from me opened his conversation with a flight attendant about how he allegedly paid extra for an aisle seat, was given a middle anyway, and didn’t notice until he sat down. (They did

If sports is just narratives built around random number generators, there is no “clutch” shooting, there is no hot hand, then Steph Curry is the equivalent of finding a perfect topographic map of Switzerland on your toast.

He sometimes wonders what would have happened if the aneurysm hadn’t ruptured while he was playing baseball, surround[ed] by trainers and medical professionals.

I’m pretty sure there were spaceports on most continents by that time, so it’s weird that they didn’t just hitch a ride with their benevolent alien overlords.

I’ve been saying there is a revolution of social awareness on our current horizon for months and nobody listened. Thanks, coach, for using your platform to bring this message forward!

ex·treme /ikˈstrēm/ adjective

Judge Judy Season 11, Episode 252

On the flip side, we may not live as long as we used to, but it sure feels longer!

Why not just give the receiving team worse field position if it goes through the uprights? That should be enough to tip the scales and encourage kickers to attempt it.

“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the game you’d like to play!”