I guess we all agreed to forget about the shark fin hat, right? He’s a legend but even the greats have bad days songs.

Remember, Nicki managed to let Remy Ma beat herself in that rap battle and still came out on top and Shether was fantastic. Remy couldn’t leave it alone and that’s why she’s performing at children’s birthday parties and in abandoned warehouses right now lmao.

Em vs. Murder Inc. happened mostly over mixtapes that no one heard or gave a shit about, the Nas vs. Jay beef was softer than baby shit and ended just as soon as it started. LL ended people’s careers, never apologized, and never appeared on the stage (or twitter) with them later, shaking hands and shit.

Watching other oldheads shit over this is like watching people repeatedly share Jordan/Magic/Bird videos after Lebron has a great night on the court.

Did anybody peep that Pusha’s tweeted was on the 26th, but Drake’s invoice was dated the day before?

Drake wins b/c he understands how the internet and social media works.

These y’all kings? Lol

Oops.

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

I hope that every morning Chuck Schumer sends Trump an email that says:

This is who they made Forever 21 for. This is who they make Pantene Hair conditioner for.

It’s literally the source of all great memes too. You can tell when a great “LMFAO” meme comes from black twitter and when a mediocre “ha” meme comes from white people trying to do black twitter. There is a marked difference in quality and ingredients.

Go to the aggregator:

This is amazing. Given that TayTay exerts maniacal control over her image and brand, how in the hell did she convince herself that this was a good idea? Good god. She should stick to what she does best: dating B-list actors who need to boost their profiles so that they can land an acting gig in the next Ron Howard…

I’m old so the twitter confuses me, but I clearly need to start paying attention to black twitter. Those burns are quality.

Being a soulless asshole is a trait shared throughout all populations of the human animal.

Fuck Sean Hannity. He’s nothing but a modern day Joseph Goebbles and it’s “We’re always right and good, and you’re always evil and wrong” assholes like him and Rush that have made it possible for an atmosphere to exist where allowing the Russians to have influence in the running of the country “Isn’t really any big…

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Long outlandish take is long and outlandish.

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to: