so when i was in law school, one of my classmates (a white guy) broke his arm early on in the semester. he brought a pillow in to class with him to prop up his cast, presumably because it was more comfortable. that makes sense, right?

though i loved watching ben roethlisberger play when he was in his prime.

my husband told me the other day that i reminded him of abe, and i hugged him and said that was the nicest thing he’s ever said to me.

my husband always asks why i don’t like to play multiplayer or online games. i’m going to print out your answer and hand it to him.

i think you’re a high achiever because you’ve found a routine that works for you and you stick to it!

you’re right. 

a friend of mine lives in connecticut, and Stamford Pizza is delicious. i haven’t visited in a while, but every time i do, i’ve had it. and it is glorious.

kavanaugh really, really has a heavy drinker’s face. damn.

i just...i don’t even understand how these people figure out that they need to pull their pants down before taking a shit. 

i also missed what “cracked” meant in that context...i was imagining that she was in the process of opening the door to go out with her dog. not that SHE was leaving the door propped open to facilitate her own laziness. and thus ensuring that, yes, nobody who came up to the door would use their fob because, OH WAIT,…

i had it last year, and my husband would come and take my temperature every couple of hours to make sure he didn’t need to take me to the hospital, because i was so tired that i couldn’t really tell him about my symptoms. 

i absolutely think some people believe we’re all just blowing a bad cold out of proportion. they have no idea what the flu is like and think that if they do get it, it’s all NBD.

nah, i think they saw it and said “i’m proud to be an asshole if not getting a stupid vaccine makes me an asshole” or “i won’t do what anybody tells me because it’s all a sham anyway, and that doesn’t make me an asshole, you’re an asshole!”

that last line made me snort.

oh man, a family friend of mine (i don’t know her well but i see her occasionally) has some mobility issues with her legs. she wears braces that you can’t see if she’s got long, loose pants on, and most of the time she walks “normally.”

i’m sorry if i implied that people who weren’t getting it for financial reasons were stupid.

my husband and i were talking about this last night.

yep. white people are always trying to climb over someone else, and women are no different. misogynist white women want to control feminist white women who don’t live how they “should”, and all white women like to shit on people who aren’t white.

i don’t wish death on you. i’m engaging in this argument precisely because i don’t want you, or anybody else, to die.

yeah, i just cannot understand that level of stupidity and selfishness.