You really should just get rid of Facebook. I visit about once a month to see what my friends and relatives are up to and every time it’s instant regret. It was supposed to be a good way to connect with people you don’t get to see as often as you like but over the years it has become a giant breeding ground for QAnon i…

Unfriend. Get off Facebook or use it only for marketplace and messenger. Do not scroll unless you want to have a stroke.

Yeah, Sasse is the senator I voted against. I don’t believe for a second he actually heard that. He just says whatever bullshit he thinks will get him the most airtime.

The slightest bit of fawning and the gates would open. Add in a pair of tits and he’ll lean into the microphone. 

I saw on another site someone was joking around about getting him drunk for him to spill secrets but it’s pretty obvious he’s more than happy to do that without booze. 

“He said: ‘This is so cool – when you’re in there, nobody can hear you, not even the Chinese. It’s so secret.”

I prefer to think he has an irrational fear of collonnades.

And he’d have to ask. As I recall, he’s not much for asking women’s permission for anything. 

And he'd never ask a man. Sign of weakness. 

Yeah, Melania was usually his walking-aid, especially for ramps and stairs, so when she wasn’t around he had to make do with whoever was beside him.

1) it sounds like Trump had an unsteady gait and needed help but wanted to hide it. My gut instinct went there because a handful of old people in my life just grabbed my hand or forearm when they need to get across a street or step over something. Never bothered me, but that’s what it reminded me of.

I really wanted to hear and see Ted Cruz in front of a camera, once again changing his mind about what he stands for. Lord, I can not stand that bastard.

I’m literally wheezing laughter out loud rn. I needed this today, thank you!

Thank you for that picture. It brought me joy.

Resigning 2 weeks before the end of the Trump administration is a bit like a serial killer seeking salvation by accepting Jesus into his heart a few minutes before death.

The co-authors of the chaos are looking to rebrand themselves with their ineffectual objections and rebellions now. Pence, Sarah Palin, Mitch McConnell etc are being tongue bathed for finding a lick of sense at the last minute.

Grisham managed to stick it out as one of the longest-serving Trump officials, defending her master again and again with the fealty of a whippet.

IDK, the Bundy family etc. had less consequences to face than one would have thought.

You’re right for an all of the GOP politicians, but I wouldn’t want to be the guy who’s face can be clearly seen breaking into the capital building. He’s going to be in a world of shit when the dust settles. 

Vanilla ISIS...

But seriously, the counter narrative of antifa pretending to be Trump supporters is already going around. These people are all the worst.