I have friends who did this.

Annoyingly, it’s a bad habit.

...but he never played for the Yawkey Sox.

I think Rocky III was about a regruntled heavyweight.

“underscrote? underscrote”

Doesn’t every house have that one kid who wants to answer the telemarketer calls and clown them until they hang up?

D’ya know what you get when you cross the speed of hockey, the grace of basketball, the brutality of football, the strategy of baseball and the raw athleticism of soccer?

Gentille Football.

...but what constitutes a “pile move?”

Kind of sucks when you’re in the middle of snowblowing your driveway and the truck goes incognito (fortunately I live on a VERY rural stretch of road and the only traffic is the plow coming back to undo my work). 

I don’t think you can learn “leadership.”

SERIOUS QUESTION: Are there any rules against tampering with your own players in any of the big 4 pro leagues?

I grew up watching the Expos. In 1980 Ron LeFlore, Rodney Scott & Andre Dawson combined to steal 194 bases (plus a young Tim Raines stole another 5 on 1 hit and 6 walks in limited action).

Dana faked the moon landing...he even fooled NASA.

I also flew once with more crew than passengers (Dash 8...but still).

There is always the whole “going through customs” thing.

“Facts”.

Is it too late to suggest that it be a musical? And to let Yoda have a 5th-wall breaking cameo?

We were at a wedding reception a few years back and (after a few beverages) my wife went outside for a smoke and got a few other smokers to sing back-up as she performed a few songs by The Rankins to the other smokers (she loves The Rankins).

Umm...touché?