The Deadspin baseball question of “getting a hit” is very different from the Twitter baseball question of simply hitting a pitch. In the Twitter version you could get by on a little foul tip or, like, popping up a bunt.

I get out there a few times per year, gotta disagree on the BBQ, it’s generic and mostly sucks. They should have Gates BBQ or something instead of Sweet Baby Ray’s.

Nah dude, End and Home are both extremely convenient for making typing edits without needing to grab the mouse. But yes Scroll Lock can go fuck itself, nobody even knows what it does.

There’s an entire industry for shitty self-help books called, like, How To Work Two Hours Per Week and Retire at Age 25 and people lap that shit up.

Dante’s Inferno

Cat Guy’s big mistake was that early morning departure. Cats are absolute lunatics between midnight and 8 AM, but by late morning they’re in full-on hibernation mode.

pickup weenie should pair well with my truck nutz, link pls

The pure rotgut destroys your brain and is therefore the best at football.

Most parents I know would happily sell their souls for a meltdown-free lunch or dinner with their kid. Fast food preference is a weird hill to die on, I’d bet that every major player in that industry has high-level execs who aren’t exactly woke.

If you think too hard about it, the entire human body is disgusting and bizarre. I say a hangup over feet is at least as weird as a fetish for feet.

Supporting the prison industrial complex is not worth paying for a freaking house dude.

That must be why Ty Cobb isn't in.

They did get fired, though there’s nothing here to suggest that anybody tainted any food.

So the “war on drugs” is over then? Cool.

East coast transplant living in the midwest here. I think the time zone has something to do with this - everything happens earlier on central time. Games end earlier, late night TV comes on earlier, people go to home and go to sleep earlier.

It’s almost like treating the people you’re supposed to protect and serve as wartime enemies and constantly harassing them for victimless “crimes” results in resentment, weird.

The bat flip didn’t even make Reds newcomer Trevor Bauer angry, he was actually laughing about it.

For women, that number is 30%.

Your case of brain worms is universally funny.

Hemmerling for Mitchell, or possibly John Olerud’s Helmet.